Crapposts and Headcanons

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Most of these have some AUs in these, just a heads-up.

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Nightshadow in Monster Under My Bed: This is a free hand. See this hand? It's free. Somebody grab this hand, please-

(Lonely girl-)
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-The Forest AU for the next few memes-
-Featuring Hercules Hamilton-

Herc: Uh, Xena?

Xena, busy with something: Wut?

Herc: uhhhh-

Xena: What?

Herc, walking up and carrying a dead body over his shoulder: I may have done something bad.

Xena:

Xena: What'd you do this time-

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Native: *Screeches as Xena as she walks past*

Xena: *scREE-*

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Dusty, extremely excited: tENNIS BALL! TENNIS BALL! TENNIS BALL!

Xena, turning around: Uh you good?

Dusty: tennis ball-

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Lynette, randomly, on the beach: tURTLE!! I FOUND A TURTLE!!

Xena: Wha-

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Dana: Hey I'm back-

Lynette: *Turns around and bursts into hysterical laughter* wHY DO YOU HAVE A L E G -

Dana, holding a severed human leg: I dunno I just found it-

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Dana, holding a Molotov: Do I have to throw this at you?

Xena with her back to her: I know for a fact that doesn't do anything so be my guest.

Dana: *Yeets it*

Xena, dodging it: gAH-

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Lynette: Dana...there's a lady behind you.

Dana: *Turns around to see a female native* Oh hey.

*Both Mystics proceed to scream-*

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Lynette: *gASP* RACCOON-

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Xena: oW WHAT THE F U C C -

Dana holding a hatchet: I'm sORRY- I saw you and my first instinct was to swipe I'm s o r r y -

Dusty: are- are you two ok-

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Lynette, running at a lizard with a hatchet: c'mERE LARRY-

Xena: Who- Larry?

Lynette: *Chops lizard in half-*

Xena: oh geezus-

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Lynette: Oh I apparently drank the booze earlier- well guess I'm not making molotovs then-

Dana: I- I do that too, but you have an excuse cuz you're (part) Irish-

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Dusty: *Running away from the natives and screaming-*

Xena through the walkie talkie: Dust you ok?

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