Enjoy, I've been saving them up for today over the last few weeks to post here
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Old friend: Love u
Me: Love u too
Old friend: More than your cats?
Me: Know your limits-
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Everyone else: My sleep paralysis demon is terrifying!
Diesel's sleep paralysis demon: Yo sorry to disturb you but what's the Wifi password?
Diesel at 3AM: It's on the kitchen table bro
Sleep Paralysis demon: K thanks-
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Security question: What state do you live in?
Brandy: Constant fear-
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Person: You can't be! Truly yourself! If you're on medication! It's changing the Real You!
Nightshadow: If the real me is gonna lie on the floor for 3 weeks and try to drown herself in the river, then I don't wanna know her, K a r e n -
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Maia: Someone just asked why I'm wearing fake Airpods...dude that's my hearing aids-
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Cristoff, holding a pistol: You mess with the meow meow you get the peow peow-
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Me in school: I used to be jealous of Harry Potter for being able to talk to snakes, now I realise I've been doing it all year-
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Dana, testing Xena: Hey
Dana: Can you call me
Dana: Helloooooo???
Xena texting back: I'm trying to focking nap
Dana: Oh sorry I thought you were at work
Xena: I am
Dana: Nice-
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Pasha: So I was sitting on a bench at the park eating my donut, and I see two kids in front of me, a girl and a boy. The girl smacks the the boy and goes, "I can hit you because I'm a girl and you can't hit me because you're a boy." And she put an L on her forehead. Then the boy grabbed a nearby stick and said, "Boys can't hit girls but sticks can." aND HE JUST WHACKED HER ON THE HEAD-
Pasha: I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY DONUT I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD-
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Diesel: Today I saw this older guy trying to find his wife in the store and he yells, "Marco" and she yelled back, "Polo" and he looks at me and goes, "That came from the wine aisle didn't it?" and oh my God I think I saw my actual future-
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Young Asra: *Hits Ilya*
Also Young Asra: *Remembers Ivan isn't home*
Young Asra to Ilya: Your prayers won't save you n o w -
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Depression: Kill yourself.
Nightshadow: Kill me yourself you fockin' wuss-
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Nightshadow: *Makes a new friend*
Also Nightshadow: I will protect you with every fiber of my being-
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Xena: If you ever have a fight with your husband or wife, just breathe in the helium from a balloon and have an arguement and the first one to start laughing loses-
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OC Forms/Art Book 4!
De TodoWelcome back to another chaotic book filled with OC oneshots, art, and new and old OCs of mine!! This book contains: Slight gore/angst if I feel like it OCs (A LOT) Memes and scenarios Cute stuff And that's pretty much it- Thanks for visiting my boo...
