OC Forms/Art Book 4!

OC Rare Insults

All of these are in response to someone who insulted or teased them, or just some stupid thing they said as a joke-

And I got the insults off of a video from "R/RareInsults"-

Enjoy-

DISCLAIMER!! None of this is meant to be offensive, it's all just meant to make you laugh!!

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Diesel Bourne

"You are the human equivalent of a microwave that only heats up the bowl."

"Shut the f*ck up you over-salted cucumber-"

"Good God you're like the strand of beef stuck between two teeth."

"You're one to talk, you look like if hepatitis was a person."

"...You're like a plunger, always bringing up old sh*t-"

"Val, you're the kind of person to tilt your controller to drift better in video games-"

"Looking at you is like touching wet food in the sink."

"You have the physique of a gummy bear left in the car-"

"There are 1,013,913 words in the English launguage, yet I could never string any of them together to explain how f*cking stupid you are-"

"What's it like being a sentient yeast infection?"

"Good Lord you sound like the type of person to throw a rock at the ground and miss-"

"I'm not sure how...but you've pulled off looking like the word soccer."

"If you were a spice, you'd be flour."

"Alright then you spoon-fed muppet-f*cker-"

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Gia Black

"Say that again and I will rip out each of your bones, put them in the wrong places, and force you to do the Macarena-"

"Sir your hair looks like when you put your finger in the middle of a paint brush."

"You know how some people have sticks up their arses? You have a whole damn national park up yours-"

"No you cold corndog I'm blushing because you're embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable-"

"You look like your family tree is the recycling symbol-"

"You legit look like the 0.01% of germs that Lysol doesn't kill-"

"You look like you smoke cigarette butts off the ground in the parking lot-"

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Xena Lawless

"Listen up you dumba** 24-chromosome bowl-cut motherf****r inbred toenail-looking a** double-layered b*tch lasagna.

B i t c h -"

"Look, just because you have the emotional range of a nerf bullet does not mean you get to shoot your b*tch-arse attitude at everyone else."

"You're the Mystic equivalent to a boiled peanut-butter sandwich-"

"You're the type of person to put a ruler under your pillow just to see how long you slept."

"Motherf****r, you want me to chop your a** up and use you as fuel to heat the orphanage you grew up in for the rest of time??-"

"You seem like the kind of person to climb over a glass wall to see what's behind it-"

"I hope your sleeves roll down when you're washing your hands."

"If you think being an extrovert gives you the right to bash introverts for not having friends then you aren't an extrovert. You're an a*strovert-"

"You have no right to speak you f*cking crayon chewer-"

"Right, you rusty door handle-"

"You have the personality of a disposable camera."

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Wren

"I have seen Irish famines with more potatoes than you have brain cells-"

"If you were the trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backwards."

"I hope your legs get a Windows error when you're walking up the stairs."

"You have this 3-pound organ in your skull that's so amazing it literally defies the laws of it's own construction, and you use it to watch The Bachelor and be a c*NT-"

"I am going to debone you like a fecking trout."

"Sir, how are ye a grown-arse adult and still unaware that there is no pride in being the physical manifestation of a headache?"

"Ma'am, make like your hairline, and recede."

"William, it's an actual song so I'm gonna need ye to calm your Double-D cup size man t!dd!es and shut ye double-bubble dumb-dumb p***y plum cow arse Devil's grass in teal-colored peel the banana in a savanna seal the rumored pie hole the fickly fackly feckity feck UP-"
(Gonna be honest this one sounds like my country OC Natasha more than the angry Irishwoman Wren-)

"You walnut."

"Calm ye t!ts ye salty lime-"

"Feckin' uneducated potato-"

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Midnight Hamilton

"Shut up you one-layered lasagna-"

"It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket."

"If that man was a number, he'd be a damn syntax error."

"Your IQ is lower than my self-esteem, and that is saying something you garlic-loving f r o g -"

"You're the mutant equivalent of a bowl of cereal that's been sitting out for like an hour, Delmira-"

"You have the personality of a gas station pocket knife display."

"You're like if period cramps were a person-"

"Ma'am, you look like rejected Shrek concept art."

"I hope you accidentally step down two stairs when you mean to step down one and briefly get that falling sensation in your gut-"

"There obviously wasn't a life guard in your gene pool."

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Blackrose Lawless

"I refuse to go bungee jumping because a broken rubber brought me into this world and a broken rubber is not going to take me out."

"Sir, with all due respect, not even Bob Ross would call you a happy accident."

"You're giving off hotdog water vibes, leave me alone."

"You have the conversation skills of someone who's drunk and trying their best to keep a discussion going with a house plant."

"I bet your one brain cell is lonely."

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Aaaand that be it-

Which insult was your favorite-