OC Forms/Art Book 4!

OCs Being Dumb

This is mostly my villain OCs tbh-

These are all in some sort of AU-

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Blackstone: *Walks around the corner*

Literally every single villain OC of mine: *Sound of guns loading*

Blackstone: ....oh f*ck.

Chiwa: YOU CAME TO THE WRONG FOREST. *Cocks gun* B ! T C H -

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Blackstone, poking Snakebite: *Jokingly* What kind of Pokèmon is this-?

Snakebite: b!tch I'm not a f*ckin Pokèmon get your paws-

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-Zombie Apocalypse AU-

Val and Diesel in unison, gunning down a hoard of zombies: mAKING OUR WAY THROUGH THE BLOCK, WITH A GLOCK, YOU ZOMBIES FINNA GET SHOT- DANANANANANAAA-

Val ten seconds later: Aight, done!

Diesel: *Wheezing*

*Insert zombie trying to get up*

Diesel: Oh- sh*t- wait hold on- *Loads gun-*

Val: *Violently shoots the zombie multiple times* dANANANANANA-

Diesel: *Hysterical laughter-*

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Demolish: Don't wanna offend ya Blackstone, but the boat's not moving...do you even know what you're doing?

Snakebite: *Shoots Blackstone in the head*

*Silence*

Snake: I am the captain now.

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Mngwa, eating something: Hey Snake...have you ever thought of how like...*chomp* Every market in Africa...is technically a black market? (for the record she's African-)

Snake:

Snake: *Unholy wheeze* hHA HA HA HAAA- *W H E E Z E -* I wasn't f*CkIn ready brO-

Mngwa: *Pfft-*

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Butcher, holding a shotgun up to her face: *Struggling-*

Blackstone: here lemme help you- *takes the gun-*

Butcher: *Chuckling* I actually tried to sh*ot myself and it didn't work- sorryy-

Stone: *Handing her the gun back-* Don't do it-

Butcher, dramatically, holding the gun under her chin: You're gonna have to do this one on your own.

*Tiny click*

Butcher: ...*Glances down at the gun like "wtf", then looks back up* on your own-

*Click click*

Butcher, taking the gun away and looking at it: What the hell-

Stone: Here lemme- hang on hang on- *Flicks the safety off-* There- now- now you can.

Butcher: *Aims at him for a second, then gets in the same position* ON YOUR OWN.

*Click*

Butcher:

Butcher, incinerating the gun: Mother of fu-

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Snakebite, following Mngwa: *Chuckling* Oh my God... "Have you ever thought every market in Africa is a black mAR-" *Hysterical laughter*