Here-
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Theo: You four. Explain. Now.
Nicolas: It was Diesel.
Andrew: It was Diesel.
Valerie: It was Diesel.
Diesel: It was me-
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Young Herc: Sis, what's your ideal partner?
Midnight, not even thinking: Tall, handsome, one eye, a sweetheart-
Young Herc: You're just describing Hobs aren't you?
Midnight: ...maybe.
-Later-
Young Herc: Hobs, what's your ideal partner?
Hobs: Midnight-
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A demon: I'VE COME TO TEAR YOU AWAY FROM THIS PLANE AND DRAG YOU TO HELL TO BURN FOREV-
Shadow: Yo are those hooves?
A demon: ...yeah?
Shadow: Can you do the clopping noises like in Monty Python?
A demon: Hell yeah dude check this out. *Prances around the room-*
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Bird trying to be cheerful/silly for once: Bonjour!
Sloane: Get the f*ck outta here with that sh*t I don't speak croissant-
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Me: I just alternate between "maybe I'm smarter than I give myself credit for" and "maybe I'm dumber than I realized-"
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Valerie: So what'd you do on the weekend?
Diesel: Nothing special.
Jolt, whispering: excuse me?
Diesel, whispering back: she said w h a t not w h o -
(Lmao sorry-)
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Friend: You know you don't have to apologize for everything, you're good!
Me: Oh right, sorry-
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Masked Midnight: You're so annoying.
Hobs: Then stop holding my hand.
Midnight: No-
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Diesel: This is the dumbest focking plan you've ever come up with. We're probably gonna die.
Val: So we're doing it?
Diesel: Oh yeah definitely-
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Gia: If you can't handle me at my worst, you might not be crazy about me at my best. They're similar-
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Sloane: W- would you just....stop almost dying? PlEaSe?
Nightshadow: Lol no-
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Me: When people think you're funny but really your jokes are just a defense mechanism cuz you never learned how to properly process emotions-
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"Admit that you deserve love or draw 25"
Harley: *Instantly draws 25-*
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Skye: I need to get Rivka home before she says something stupid.
Rivka, wasted and slurring a lil: Vitamin C is Spanish for Vitamin yEs-
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Grey: *Pats Herc's shoulder* Hey, can you drive me to the mall?
Herc: What'd Middy say?
Grey: She said no.
Herc: Then why would I allow you?
Grey: She's not the boss of you.
Herc, internally: itsatrapitsatrapitsatrapitsatrap-
(Sorry-)
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Nightshadow: We're having the best time, aren't we? *:D*
Sloane: I wish I was dead-
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Rowena: I'm sorry, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who c a r e s -
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Young Butcher: Ho don't do it.
Young Midnight: *Goes insane and kills a guard*
Young Butcher: oh my god-
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Jackie: Can someone please be proud of me for once like f*ck I'm tRYING-
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Alice: We gotta get to the hospital and we gotta get there fast.
Lucia: Then let me drive.
Alice: ...why?
Lucia: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.
Alice: K let's go-
-Later in the car-
Everyone: *Screaming-*
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Demolish, 6: Don't break people's hearts, they only have one.
John, 7: *Quietly leans into the frame* Break their bones they have plenty of those-
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Sheila: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious, because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Grey: Really? Give me an example.
LJ: Wasps.
Mina: Spiders.
Bandit: Scorpions.
Baxter: Midnight-
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Sheila, angry: You have no idea what I'm capable of!
Baxter: No offense, but I feel like I'm getting threatened by a cupcake-
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K bai-
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OC Forms/Art Book 4!
RandomWelcome back to another chaotic book filled with OC oneshots, art, and new and old OCs of mine!! This book contains: Slight gore/angst if I feel like it OCs (A LOT) Memes and scenarios Cute stuff And that's pretty much it- Thanks for visiting my boo...
