𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨

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Chapter 5:
𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨

𝙳𝙸𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙽𝚄𝙼𝙱𝙴𝚁...
𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙴𝙿𝚃𝙴𝙳 !

UNKNOWN
"Hey, Sweetheart!"

TONY
"Don't call me that.."

UNKNOWN
"Whatever you say, sweetheart. *sound of glass breaking* Oh shit."

TONY
"What was that?"

UNKNOWN
"Nothing! What did you call me for?"

TONY
"Did you purchase 100,000 beanies, cats, mittins, and scarves?"

UNKNOWN
"Whatever do you mean? It's the middle of November!"

TONY
"That was $64,456 dollars!"

UNKNOWN
"You're a billionaire! That means nothing to you."

TONY
"Money is money! Who knows how much more you could take?"

UNKNOWN
*scoffs* "Did you even check where the money went?"

TONY
"Of course I did!"

UNKNOWN
"Where?"

TONY
"..."

UNKNOWN

"And you claim to be a philanthropist.. The money went to 'Mary's Home For the Orphaned and Homeless'. Please leave me alone right now."

TONY
"Kid-"

UNKNOWN
"Not a kid. Have a good day, Mr. Stark."

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