𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩

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Chapter 46:
𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ 'ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋʜᴇᴀᴅꜱ 😜'

'ᴡᴇʙ-ʜᴇᴀᴅ 😷' ʜᴀꜱ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ

(Y/N)
peter, what the hell?

this is the second time

PETER
babe! what's up!!!

SHURI
we are perfectly fine

HARLEY
i'm sorry! we ate the brownies! they were sooo good tho!

(Y/N)
oh no

PETER
oh yes. perfectly fine. hilorius

hilarius

frick this

the big laugh

(Y/N)
i can see shuri and harley, but you peter? what happened?

SHURI
SSSHHHH, SHE CAN'T KNOW

(Y/N)
okay... name three oceans for me

PETER
aFrIcA

HARLEY
so smertz, rite?

(Y/N)
and how many planets are in your solar system?

SHURI
which one?

(Y/N)
ours?

HARLEY
which one is that?

(Y/N)
the milky way!

PETER
that's a candy bar!

(Y/N)
NO

but.. yes

PETER
i may be a virgin now, but in the wattpad universe, that's a whole other story

(Y/N)
stop bending reality, author

BLUE
oop–

SHURI
yo

rocks are squishy. they just tense up when you touch them 🥺

HARLEY
BRO

WE'VE BEEN ABUSING THE ROCKS 🥺🥺

PETER
ROCK ABUSE!

WE NEED TO STOP IT!

(Y/N)
you guys needs to go to sleep

HARLEY
you're not my mom!

PETER
yeah! your not my mom!

HARLEY
learn the difference, dumbass. it's yor

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