𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴

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Chapter 45:
𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ 'ꜱᴘɪᴄᴇ 🥵'

ETHAN
you fucking bitch! i knew you were hiding something! you were talking to tony fucking stark!

(Y/N)
what?

ETHAN
oh my god. is he the one who paid for you to go to new york? is amy actaully undercover?

(Y/N)
babe, what the hell are you talking about?

ETHAN

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you didn't even tell me you were dating loki fucking laufeyson!

(Y/N)
one, it's friggason, not laufeyson. don't make that mistake again

two, i'm not dating loki

ETHAN
i smell bullshit

holy shit. are you dating all of them?

(Y/N)
i'm not dating anyone! where did you even get that photo from?

ETHAN
um, from the internet? did you seriously not know? your face is everywhere

but i still call bullshit! do you see his eyes?

(Y/N)
what about them..?

ETHAN
those are fucking love eyes

(Y/N)
we're just friends

ETHAN
said every couple ever^

(Y/N)
i'm serious!

ETHAN
so am i. bro, i know love eyes when i see them

(Y/N)
you saw thor act as chris hemsworth in a movie once

ETHAN

i rest my case, bitch

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i rest my case, bitch. he's perfect

(Y/N)
you ain't wrong. he's a sweetheart

but i'm like a nobody who hacked into the tower, bro. i'm not that significant

ETHAN
i wish you were back down here so i could slap the stupidness out of you

remember when we went to that party?

(Y/N)
the one i almost died at? several times? no, not really.

ETHAN
you were drunk and high off your ass... that makes sense...

(Y/N)
your point, please

ETHAN
that stark was all worried about you. didn't even want me to take you home

(Y/N)
what? why?

ETHAN
hell if i know. but i'm pretty sure you wouldn't want your dad and amy to see you like that anyway

(Y/N)
shit. how is he by the way?

ETHAN
surprisingly happy. well, before he saw the news

(Y/N)
and after?

ETHAN
on edge? like he was worried about something?

i don't really know. you know i don't fuck with your dad like that

anyways, make sure you're not selling your body to any of them okay? superhero or not, there's better ways to make money

(Y/N)
i have a job!

ETHAN
as a sugar baby–?

(Y/N)
don't try me. i will hurt you when i get back

ETHAN
i know you will.

i love you

(Y/N)
i love you too

ETHAN
...

are you sure you're not dating ANY of them?

(Y/N)
ETHAN!

ETHAN
you're polyamorous, right? why does it even matter if you do or not?

(Y/N)
they're not even my soulmates

ETHAN
you never know, bro

and besides, have fun before you find the ones, okay?

(Y/N)
whatever...

ETHAN
make his pockets hurt, bitch

(Y/N)
i'll try. talk to you later, spice 🌶 ❤

ETHAN
love you, sugar 🍬 ❤

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