Chapter 41:
𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘳
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ 'ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ'ꜱ ᴛʜɪᴄᴋᴇꜱᴛ ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀꜱ'
HARLEY
i'm telling you guys she's dead
PETER
no! a queen lives forever!
STEVE
you need to take these things seriously
SHURI
who do you think killed her?
HARLEY
knowing (y/n), probably an angry karen
(Y/N)
how do y'all assume that i got killed? especially by a karen.. smh. i would kill myself
wouldn't even get tHE CHANCE
BUCKY
(y/n)!
TONY
you dick!
CLINT
i will kill you!
NATASHA
no, i will! you bitch!
(Y/N)
ohmygod
natasha romanoff just called me a bitch. the respect i have for you-
wait, did you not just see what i just said? the only one who can kill me is myself
NATASHA
excuse me?
(Y/N)
andyourthighsofdistruction. of course, my love
TONY
where the hell were you?
(Y/N)
uh, the hospital? oop–
THOR
what happened to maiden (y/n)?
LOKI
are you okay?
(Y/N)
hi asgardian husbands!
THOR
hello, my lady (y/n)!
LOKI
greetings, love
HARLEY
was it a near death experience? show me your scars!
(Y/N)
i didn't almost die! my dad's girlfriend's friend got hurt
CLINT
(y/n), it's been four days
SAM
who the hell isn't on their phone for 4 days? nonetheless a day
PETER
nonetheless a hour
(Y/N)
simple
my phone was dead
NATASHA
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
CLINT
(Y/N) WHAT THE HELL?
TONY
BUY A DAMN CHARGER
(Y/N)
excuse me. what was that?
oh right, my wallet telling me I'M BROKE!
SHURI
mood
PETER
you're a flippin princess
(Y/N)
you people in the damn north overprice everything
HARLEY
i know right!
wait
what do you mean by the north?
SHURI
le gasp!
SAM
you're a southerner!
PETER
no wonder you speak with an accent!
(Y/N)
i will actually kill you. disrespect me again
PETER
ohmygod
i'm sorry, please don't kill me. i'm too young to die
WANDA
lol, they talk so funny
(Y/N)
we do not!
STEVE
they do say y'all...
(Y/N)
what are we supposed to say?
STEVE
you all. like normal people
(Y/N)
that is so fucking disgusting
STEVE
language
(Y/N)
try me, grandpa. i make sure you'll walk with a cane
talk shit, get hit, bitch
NATASHA
so, what state? georgia? south carolina?
HARLEY
georgia's nice. i've been too atlanta, but she could be in tennesse as well
WANDA
no way florida. lousiana?
PETER
maybe. are you creole?
(Y/N)
... i will get friday to disown all of you
LOKI
jokes on you! both of my fathers disowned me and now they're dead!
(Y/N)
babe.. are you okay?
LOKI
no, not really
(Y/N)
aw, im sorry. here's a hug to my asgardian babes
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
THOR
(●⌒∇⌒●)
LOKI
(▰˘◡˘▰)
TONY
when did this happen?
THOR
don't question it, peasant stark
(Y/N)
<3
let's just say it. northerners can suck my cis female cock
BUCKY
... what?
(Y/N)
9 inches, baby
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