𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄, 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄, avengers

𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘦

Chapter 31:
𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘦

𝙳𝙸𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙽𝚄𝙼𝙱𝙴𝚁...
𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙴𝙿𝚃𝙴𝙳 !

PETER
"(Y/N)?"

(Y/N)
"Hey. Question, where do you live?"

PETER
"What?"

(Y/N)
"I know, not the best sentence starter, but like, where do you live?"

PETER
"Can't you, I don't know, look it up on my file that you can easily hack into?"

(Y/N)
"..."

PETER
"Unless... *gasps* you want to ask me because-!"

(Y/N)
"Don't you say it-''

PETER
"-actually respected my privacy?"

(Y/N)
"I should violate you a lot more."

PETER
"That sounds pretty kinky, to be honest."

(Y/N)
"I regret this...Why do sound like me?"

PETER
"Don't be like that, babe!"

(Y/N)
"Don't 'babe' me, Peter."

PETER
"Okay."

(Y/N)
"Thank you-"

PETER
"-Babe."

(Y/N)
"Oh gods, what have I done to deserve this?''

PETER
"But I live in Queens, if you were wondering."

(Y/N)
"Third place on where not to go in New York... Thanks. Any more suggestions?"

PETER
"As a honest opinion, I don't like the Bronx that much- wait, you're visiting New York?"

(Y/N)
"More like I'm in New York now and I'm trying to avoid SHIELD and the Avengers."

PETER
"And Hydra."

(Y/N)
"Can't forget about Hydra."

PETER
"How long are you staying?"

(Y/N)
"About a month. Hey, do you know any good burger joints up here?"

PETER
"Burgers N' Shakes on 264 Blecker's Street is a go-to."

(Y/N)
"And cafés other than Starbucks?"

PETER
"What are you looking for?"

(Y/N)
"Small, cozy. Usually quiet?"

PETER
"Parade Café. May took me there once."

(Y/N)
"Oo, how is she by the way?"

PETER
"She's been doing food, but I feel like she's been around Happy too much."

(Y/N)
"Happy?"

PETER
"Head of security."

(Y/N)
"It would be funny if one of his passwords were password."

PETER
*smilingly knowingly* "Who knows, huh?"

(Y/N)
*laughs* "Maybe."

PETER
"You know Tony's going to find out soon, right?"

(Y/N)
"Well, duh. But why not drag it out, hmm?"

PETER
"I don't see why not, but I hope you're ready to deal with him when he does."

(Y/N)
*jokingly* "I can hardly deal with him right now. *muffled voices* "I, uh, gotta go, Parker."

PETER
"Talk to you later, babe. Wait, uh, sorry about that."

(Y/N)
*laughs* "Talk to you later, little spider."

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