𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄, 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄, avengers

𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬

Chapter 26:
𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ 'ꜱᴘɪᴄᴇ 🥵'

(Y/N)
i can't believe you

ETHAN
it wasn't my fault!

(Y/N)
i got dRuGgEd

ETHAN
okay, so it was slightly my fault, but we've all been there, tbh

(Y/N)
why am i not surprised.. 🤦‍♀️

ETHAN
because it's me, sugar 😜

(Y/N)
oh please, i'm never going to a party with you, or in general, ever again

ETHAN
it's not like you got hurt, or worse, killed

(Y/N)
i almost got hit bY a cAr

ETHAN
so maybe i'm not the most trustworthy person...

(Y/N)
you think? smh to da fullest rn 🤦‍♀️

ETHAN
can i ask you a question?

(Y/N)
you would go ahead and ask anyway, so shoot

ETHAN
who's tony?

(Y/N)
a friend? i told you this, loser

ETHAN
i talked to him the other night. dude sounded way older, (y/n)...

(Y/N)
oh, come on ethan! it's not like i'm his sugar baby or anything

ETHAN
i beg to differ. i bet you could milk him for what it's worth and he would be fine with it 😉

(Y/N)
can it. i'm not going to do that 🙄

ETHAN
tbh, i thought he sounded like iron man, but i must've been a little high that night

(Y/N)
what the fuck, you drove me home!

ETHAN
so?

(Y/N)
we, no, i could have DiEd

ETHAN
did you clear him?

(Y/N)
you have no regard for human life at all, don't you?

but yea, he's a hacker like me. just a cooler, 21-year old version of john comms

ETHAN
the guy who snorted his grandmother's ashes?

(Y/N)
nah, that john drew. comms put laxatives in the lemonade

ETHAN
even better 🤣 the walls are still stained with shit!

(Y/N)
don't remind me! 🤣🤣

ETHAN
well, i gotta blast. jessie needs a model too feed her bts obession. see ya, sugar 🍬

(Y/N)
see ya, spice 🌶

'ꜱᴘɪᴄᴇ 🥵' ʜᴀꜱ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ

(Y/N)
fuck!