𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄, 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄, avengers

𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳

Chapter 55:
𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ 'ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ'ꜱ ᴛʜɪᴄᴋᴇꜱᴛ ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀꜱ'

SHURI
(y/n)

HARLEY
(y/n)

SHURI
(y/n)

HARLEY
(y/n)

SHURI
(y/n)

HARLEY
(y/n)

SHURI
(y/n)

CLINT
why would she respond to her own name?  that's boring

hey bitch, answer your damn phone

STEVE
first of all, rude

CLINT
it's (y/n).

she probably would take that as a compliment

she ain't no 🅱️ussy

STEVE
second of all, language

PETER
hold on, i got this

PETER
oh dearest (y/n), whom wherest i hold dearest to thou heart. Mayeth you wipe away thou sadness and boredom from these faketh thots with thou response?

[read at 3:34 pm]

welp, i tried

WANDA
wait, get the scary ones

LOKI
(y/n), dear?

NATASHA
kitten, how are you?

BUCKY
hey fireball?

VISION
miss (y/n)

THOR
lady (y/n). how is your day?

PETER
wait, how is thor scary? he's so cute

HARLEY
borderline crazy, bro. war changes a man

STEVE
tell me about it. back in my day—

TONY
no one cares rogers

NATASHA
kitten, i will strangle you with my thighs

(Y/N)
wait really?

how is that a threat?

NATASHA
oh, it's not. but it worked, didn't it?

(Y/N)
damn

well could it be a promise?

NATASHA
maybe

HARLEY
WAIT! ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS SAW SOMETHING CLEARLY RELATED TO YOUR THIGH KINK??

(Y/N)
well duh?