Watch Me Fall

the ¨funny¨ story

Teacher- so is everyone doing today?

Me- CRAPPY

Teacher- raise your hand if your day is going crappy

*a few kids raise their hands*

Teacher- anyone doing good today? 

Kid- Iḿ alive...?

Teacher- raise if your hand if you're alive

*most kids except me raise their hands*

Teacher- I guess some of my students are undead today..can you guys please do me a favor and check your pulse?

Me- Mr.C I can't feel a pulse..

Teacher- *starts teaching*