I'm So Good at Yoga

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[VALENCIA]

We are in a yoga class

Now is the time to let your mind go blank

And focus instead on how awesome

The yoga teacher is

Look at me, look at me

I'm so good at yoga

Look at me, look at me

I'm so good at yoga

(spoken)

Exhale on another sigh...

[CLASS, spoken]

Rebecca sucks...

[VALENCIA]

I do stuff with my body

That no human should be able to do

Like putting my face behind my knees

Turning my hand into a shoe

As the morning sun kisses a lotus

I kiss my own hoo-ha

Can you do that?

Greet each day, Namastê

Screw you, you're fat

Look at me, look at me

I'm so good at yoga

Look at me, look at me

I'm so good at yoga

[CLASS]

Look at her, look at her

Look at her, look at her

[VALENCIA]

I'm so much better than you

I'm not afraid to get tattoos

And they are all in Sanskrit (Panther!)

Butt stuff doesn't hurt at all

Most times I prefer it

(spoken)

That's what this tattoo says.

[CLASS]

Look at her, look at her

[VALENCIA]

I'm so good at yoga

[CLASS]

Look at her, look at her

[VALENCIA]

I orgasm instantly

[CLASS]

Look at her, look at her

[VALENCIA]

I'm not afraid of clowns and trains

[CLASS]

Look at her, look at her

[VALENCIA]

My father didn't leave me

[VALENCIA & CLASS]

Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah

Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah (Boom!)

Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah

Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah (Boom!)

[VALENCIA]

I'm so good at yoga

[VALENCIA & CLASS]

Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah

Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah (Boom!)

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