[REBECCA]
Steppin' in the club
All those eyes on me
But theres only one path that I see
You got a tight-ass bod
Big brown eyes
Come on cutie get between my thighs
'Cause I—
I dont even know your name
[JASON, spoken]
Its, uh, Jason, remember?
[REBECCA, spoken]
Shh, dont tell me, dont tell me.
(sung)
Why
Dont we just call each other baby?'
Itll be simpler!
Hey sexy stranger
Come back to my place
And I hope youre not a murderer
Kiss me baby, all over the place
And please dont be a murderer
(Please dont be a murderer
Pl-pl-please dont be a murderer)
Im sorry Ill stop talking bout the murderer thing
Let me get back to playin' with yo' thing
You got a beautiful ass
Strong-ass arms
(spoken)
Is that a gun?
(sung)
Oh thank god, its just your penis
Have you been tested for STDs?
(STDs)
Tell me please!
(STDs)
Then waited a three-month window
And got tested again
Just makin sure
Most people dont know about the window
Hey sexy stranger
Lets go to my place
And please dont harvest my kidney
Dont give me
That incredulous face
I saw a movie like that on Lifetime
Oh!
Your balls smell weird
Your balls smell so much worse than I feared
You havent aired out those balls in hours
Please go wash your balls in the shower
The bathroom is right down the hall, okay?
Please dont steal anything on the way
(Dont steal!)
Hey sexy stranger
Ill be right back, I just forgot to do the dishes
Keep yourself horny, stay in the mood
(spoken)
I promise I'll be back, okay, see you in a second, bye!
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book
Non-FictionI noticed no one made one, and I really use wattpad for lyrics books, so I decided to make my one for the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend fans out there :D Please comment down below if there are any mistakes to be fixed or songs that I may have forgotten to add.
