Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book

Gettin' Bi

[DARRYL]

I don't know how

I dont know why

But I like ladies

And I like guys

I realize it's a surprise

But now I see that thats just me

Its not like I even try

So, if you ask me how I'm doin'

Here is my reply:

I'm g-g-g-g-gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

Oh yeah, I'm lettin' my bi flag fly

Not gonna hide it, not gonna lie

I'm a bi kinda guy

Theres no reason to be shy

My oh my, it's a fact I can't deny

I'm bi, bi, bi until the day I die

Now some may say

"Oh, you're just gay

Why dont you just go gay all the way?"

But that's not it

'Cause bi's legit

Whether you're a he or a she

We might be a perfect fit

And one more thing

I tell you what

Being bi does not imply that you're a player or a slut

Sure, I like sex

[PAULA, spoken]

Please make him stop.

[DARRYL]

But Im no ho

I take things slow

Until I feel at ease

So, if you ask me how Im doing

I'm feeling preppy, sprightly, spry

I'm g-g-g-g-gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

And its something Id like to demystify

It's not a phase

I'm not confused

Not indecisive

I don't have the "gotta choose" blues

I don't care if you wear high heels or a tie

You might just catch my eye

Because I'm definitely bi

(spoken)

Big man!

(sung)

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

I'm gettin' bi

It doesn't take an intellectual

To get that I'm bisexual