We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now

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[REBECCA]

We should definitely not have sex right now

We should definitely not have sex right now

It would complicate the situation

[JOSH]

It's the adult thing to not have sex right now

We have the common sense not to have sex right now

[REBECCA]

I need time to reflect

[JOSH]

And I'm in a really weird place

[REBECCA]

It feels so good to be having sex right now

[JOSH]

It's so good to be having sex right now

[BOTH]

What makes it so good is we just said

We shouldn't be having sex right now

[JOSH]

But now we can't stop having sex right now

[REBECCA]

I mean, it would be weirder to stop having sex

[JOSH]

Such a good point, we might as well just finish

[JOSH]

We should definitely not have sex again

[REBECCA]

We should definitely not have sex again

What are we, bonobos in a tree?

[JOSH]

There's no reason to have sex again

But I'll be ready to go again in ten

[REBECCA]

Okay, what if we say this is the last sex night?

[JOSH]

It's like in movies when robbers do one last heist

[REBECCA]

'Cause tonight will be our last sex heist

[JOSH]

But then again, those movies always get a sequel

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