[PAULA]
When I was a little girl
I felt like a princess
So naïve and full of hope
I thought my dreams would come true
But then as I grew
The world was all like...
(SHE giggles.) Nope
(spoken)
But this time, maybe, just maybe
(sung)
Maybe this dream wont lead to disgrace
Maybe this dream is in reach
Maybe this dream wont poop on my face
Like a seagull at the beach
Maybe this dream wont be like my wedding
The organ played, There goes the bride
(spoken)
I came back
(sung)
Maybe this dream wont be like some maggots
Feasting on the rotting deer carcass of my pride
(SHE vocalizes.)
[PAULA]
Maybe this dream wont be like my vibrator
Breaking when I need it most
Maybe this dream wont be like Ebola
Eating the flesh of its host
Maybe this dream
Wont be like
When I go running
And I have to take a dump
So I have to rush home
Plus I also have my period
So I have menstrual cramps plus dump cramps
And as I run frantically
I pee just a little
Because Ive had two babies
So by the time I get home
My undies smell like a sewer rat
Maybe this dream wont be like that
Maybe this dream will finally make me feel
Like I deserve
A dream
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book
Non-FictionI noticed no one made one, and I really use wattpad for lyrics books, so I decided to make my one for the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend fans out there :D Please comment down below if there are any mistakes to be fixed or songs that I may have forgotten to add.
