Put Yourself First

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[TANYA, KAYLA & CHLOE]

Put yourself first, girl

Worry 'bout yourself

Make yourself sexy

Just for yourself

So when dudes see you put yourself first

They'll be like, "Damn you're hot...want to make out?"

Push them boobs up

Just for yourself

Wear six-inch heels

Just for yourself

[REBECCA, spoken]

If it's just for myself, shouldn't I be comfortable?

[TANYA, KAYLA & CHLOE]

No! Put yourself first in a sexy way

Pierce your ears

Just for yourself

Put a hole in your earlobe

Just for yourself

Brace yourself, this is gonna hurt

Put yourself first in a sexy way

Put yourself first, girl

Worry about yourself

Wear fake eyelids

Just for yourself

So when dudes see you put yourself first

They'll be like "Damn, you're hot... let's buy a house in Portland"

Put yourself first for him

That's what you gotta do

Put yourself first for him

[REBECCA, spoken]

If I put myself first for him, then by definition, aren't I putting myself... second?

[TANYA, KAYLA & CHLOE]

Don't think about it too hard

Too, too hard

Don't think about it too hard

Too, too hard

It's a wormhole, it's a Mobius strip

It's snake eats tail, it's the infinity sign

Get a tattoo of the infinity sign

On your lower back

Just for yourself

[REBECCA, spoken]

But I can't see my lower back. Also, can we go back to the fake eyelid? Is that a... thing now?

[TANYA, KAYLA & CHLOE]

Yes!

Put yourself first in a sexy way

Put yourself first for him

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