There's No Bathroom

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There's no bathroom, there's no bathroom

If she needs to use the bathroom

Tell her that there is no bathroom

Please don't pee in my balloon

This may be a bit more bumpy

Than a plane ride or a taxi

But I promise it is worth it

And your lady, she will swoon

Please don't poop in my balloon

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