Oh My God I Think I Like You

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[REBECCA]

You've been tearing me up for a week and a half

I don't mean, like, in my heart

I mean, physically, you've been tearin' me up

It's D-Day in my lady parts

But as I'm beggin' for more

Writhing around on the floor

I feel somethin' deep inside I never felt before...

Oh my god, I think I like you

Oh my god, I think I like you

It's scary, but you send me back on my heels

'Cause while I'm gettin' spanked, I can't ignore the feels

But I say, "No no no! This is just about sex!"

And "No no no! Don't be such a girl, Becks!"

But then I feel the oxytocin creeping back to my brain

And all I can do is sing it again

Oh my god, I think I like you

Why can't I just focus on gettin' a pounding

All the bidness goin' on in my thighs?

But as my body's getting ruined, like, really trashed

I only wanna look in your eyes

But then I'm upside-down next to my kitchen sink

And suddenly, it's like oh my god, I think...

I like you

Oh my god, I think I like you

My feelings get stronger every day

I'm like a little girl, not in a role-playing way

Are there condoms that can prevent these feelings?

Is there spermicidal lubricant that can kill

The fluttering in my heart?

Is there an IUD

That can stop the image of you and me

Getting married on a hillside, surrounded by ducks

And then we get into a rowboat?

Oh my god! I think I like you

Oh my god, I think I like you

But I say, "No no no"

No no no

No no no

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