I'm A Good Person

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[REBECCA]

I'm a good person, yes, it's true

I'm a good person, better than you

I'm a good person, can't you see?

Doctors Without Borders don't have nothin' on me

I'm a good person, and if you ask why

I'll spit my good right into your eye

Everywhere I go, I spread such bliss

And if you don't think so, you can kiss

My ass

Which is made of good

Didn't you know that I'm a good person?

I'm pure angel through and through

Doesn't it show that I'm a good person?

So much gooder than you and you

And you and you and you

I'm a good person, that's my thing

My nickname is Mother Teresa Luther King

I'm a good person, get it straight

And when I say good, I really mean great

The best

Hashtag humble and blessed

News flash, douchebags, I'm a good person

Do what I can for you all the time

That's how I am, 'cause I'm a good person

I always find time to be kind...

[MAN, spoken]

Uh...uh...choking...!

[REBECCA, spoken]

Sorry, so busy.

(sung)

I'm a good, such a good, real good person

I'm a good person through and through

I'm a good, such a good, real good person

Let me hear you say it too

Say it!

(spoken)

Say it or I'll kill your husband! I'll do it, I'll gut him like a fish!

[WOMAN, spoken]

You're a good person!

[REBECCA, spoken]

Aw, thank you!

(sung)

I'm a good, such a good, real good person

I'm a good person, yes, it's true

I'm a good, such a good, real good person

I'm a good person, get it?

Screw you!

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