[Rebecca]
Hes the new guy
You cant trust him
Hes a bad guy
Even when hes nice
Just because youve seen him
Show an ounce of vulnerability
Do you think that means
He has some secret heart of gold?
Sure there was that one scene
Where he pooped his pants in front of you
And by scene I mean he made a scene
Well I for one aint sold!
Hes the new guy
Not easily reformed by
Some quirky girl he met at work
Just because now he
Become a series regular
And by season regular I mean
He eats bran in the spring
Doesnt mean the show is now called
Rich and pompous lawyer
And by show I mean his favorite show
Which by the way is Wings !?
[Tim]
What?
[Rebecca]
Screw the new guy
Well, I did that and thats how I know
That he hasnt changed a bit
Hes an evil sociopath whos
Tricked you into liking him
Why else do you think that
Im singing this reprise?
And by this reprise it means
Whatever just dont think about it!
Sue the new guy!
[Rebecca and the others]
Hub bub hub bub!
Hub bub hub bub!
Hub bub hub bub!
Hub bub hub bub!
[Darryl]
Hey, whats a reprise?
[Rebecca]
Darryl shut up!
YOU ARE READING
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book
Non-FictionI noticed no one made one, and I really use wattpad for lyrics books, so I decided to make my one for the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend fans out there :D Please comment down below if there are any mistakes to be fixed or songs that I may have forgotten to add.
