Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book

It Was A Shit Show

[Greg]

I love you, yes

And Ill confess

The thought of staying is so enticing

And when you speak

My knees get weak

I cant believe what Im sacrificing

But lets get real

We know the deal

So darling lets not tiptoe

This thing we had

Was not just bad

It was a shit show

We cant undo, cant make amends

Dysfunction is our lingua franca

We cant unscrew each other friends

Were Jerry Springer, not Casablanca

Theres hard to get, then theres neglect

To say its fate, youd have to be a bit slow

Not to be crass

But this sucked ass

This was a shit show

Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire

Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather

We have chemistry, of course, but thats a formula for divorce

A play about pieces of feces is what we are together

Oh, what the hell, lets get a hotel

'Cause life is short and were not getting any younger

But after sex, what happens next?

I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger?

And when you say that I should stay

Thats exactly when I should split

Though I wont forget, I wont regret

This beautiful, heart stopping

Breathtaking, life-changing...!