[GREG]
When were together
I feel so grand
My heart goes tippity-tap-tap-tap
When I hold your hand
But I know theres another guy
You fancy more
So, even though
Im not the one you adore
Why not...
Settle for me
Darling, just settle for me
I think youll have to agree
We make quite a pair
I know Im only second place in this game
But like two-percent milk
Or seitan beef
I almost taste the same
So wont you settle for me
Come on and settle for me
Say yes or no before I choke on all this swallowed pride
I have no problem being picked out from the bottom
If hes your broken condom, Im Plan B!
So lower those expectations and settle for me
Am I okay with this?
Totally!
Settle for me
Babycakes, just settle for me
Schmoopy-pie, Im beggin' you, please
Cant you see the light?
Sugar jugs, Im so bereft!
Demeaning terms are all that I have left
Of my masculinity
So, settle for me
Little girl
Dont make me feel like a little girl
Exposed and raw
Whose boobs cant even fill a training bra
...Lets pretend I didnt say that
Settle for me
[REBECCA]
Its a practical proposal
[GREG]
Settle for me
[REBECCA]
It makes a certain sense
[GREG]
Hes a fantasy
But hey, lets think this through
Yes, Josh is a dream, but Im right here
In flesh and blood and self-hate
[BOTH]
Settle for me
[GREG]
In a sad way, darling, its fate
[Dance break.]
[REBECCA]
Youre like Rocky V to Rocky
[GREG]
Solange to Beyoncé
Not asking to be your fiancé
But if tonight or tomorrow
If you happen to be free
Maybe, just maybe
Settle for me!
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book
Non-FictionI noticed no one made one, and I really use wattpad for lyrics books, so I decided to make my one for the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend fans out there :D Please comment down below if there are any mistakes to be fixed or songs that I may have forgotten to add.
