Santa Ana Winds 1-5

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[Santa Ana Wind, singing]

Hello there, it's me

I'm the Santa Ana winds

I cause allergies

I also make things weird

A little bit about me

I'm a hot, hot breeze

That originates from high-pressure air masses

Technically, I'm known as a katabatic wind

That's science for "a pain in your asses"

I'm mystical but also carry dangerous spores

I bring whimsy and forest fires

When I blow, there's magic in the air

And a higher risk of suicide

I make children wheeze

'Cause I'm the Santa Ana winds

To reiterate, I make things weird

When I blow, it sounds like "whee!"

I'll be back Because I'm the wind

And also kind of a narrator

Hey, it's me again

I'm the Santa Ana winds

Here's some magic dust

Which will make things weird

They had the same dream

They just got Santa Ana winded

You might say, "Don't do it, wind

Leave these poor people alone"

But I'm a prankster

Tee-hee-hee-hee

I just wanna see what will happen

You're looking really guilty

[Rebecca, talking]

Move aside

[Santa Ana Wind, singing]

You can't push the wind

[Rebecca, talking]

Oh, you

That kiss was all your fault

[Santa Ana Wind, singing]

I just reveal your deepest wishes and fears

So it's you, Rebecca It's not me

Who is super weird

Super weird

You're super weird

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