Gratuitous Karaoke Moment

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(Verse 1)

[MAYA]

I usually hate singing in public

[NATHANIEL]

Yeah, I can't believe I'm holding a mic

[MAYA]

Relatably

We're both off-key

[NATHANIEL]

But it's the part of the film that everyone likes

(Chorus 1)

[NATHANIEL AND MAYA]

It's our gratuitous karaoke moment

We sound really bad, but look! We're starting to sway

Gratuitous karaoke moment

Ooh, how 'bout we flirt in a performative way?

(Verse 2)

[NATHANIEL]

The camerawork gets better

As we get into the swing

[MAYA]

It's makes no sense

But we're gaining confidence

[NATHANIEL AND MAYA]

As if it's unnecessary that we sing

(Chorus 2)

In this gratuitous karaoke moment

Our chemistry is better with every chord

Gratuitous karaoke moment

[MAYA]

The crowd was annoyed

[NATHANIEL]

But now they're getting on board

(Bridge)

[NATHANIEL AND MAYA]

And now there's this section

Where the song gets quiet

And you hear all the glasses clinking in the room

We take each other in and forget where we are

Until we awkwardly remember that we're onstage in a bar

Oh, right!

(Chorus 3)

In this gratuitous karaoke moment

Somehow we are both doing this move

Gratuitous karaoke moment

Sadly, this film does not improve

After this gratuitous karaoke moment

[NATHANIEL]

In 10 years, you realize this scene does not hold up

[MAYA]

But you'll still sing this song at karaoke

[NATHANIEL AND MAYA]

And no one will care because no one actually likes watching other people sing

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