Real Life Fighting Is Awkward

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[REBECCA]

Okay, I get what's happening now

Now, now, now

Im literally facing the specter of death

Death, death, death

For the most part, the universe is chaos

And that's just how life goes

But occasionally things line up where you're like

"Ew, life, thats so on the nose!"

Because, sometimes life decides to be annoyingly obvious

About when it wants you to make a change

And you're just supposed to be in awe like a putz

And go, "Wow, life, sometimes you're magical and strange!"

Oh my God, this corpse is named Rebecca

So is this corpse, and so is this one, too!

Okay, I get it!

Oh wait, this corpse is named Steve

But three Rebeccas is still super-weird

Oh whoa, so what's the point of me being down here?

Who knows?

I wish an obvious clue would appear

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