Itchy Vagina Metaphor

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If you haven't guessed, I'm the itchy cat

Need aloe or some Monistat

Otherwise, I'll stay and Moniscat

Scabadoo babadoo skeedlelee scratchy scatty scratch

You wore those cheap old shoddy pants

Now I'm doing an experimental itchy dance

I have to hide myself away

This feline can't come out and play

So get me some lotion potion, stat

To scratch this scratchy scatty cat

This itchy scratchy scatty cat

Get that dissolving egg

That runs down your leg

So I can stop being the itchy cat

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