[PARENTING PODCAST HOST, spoken]
On todays episode, were talking allergies. Peanuts, dairy, eggs...how do we let kids be kids, but still keep them safe?
[REBECCA]
Parenting aint harrowing, demanding or traumatic!
Lets face facts, moms say that
When theyre not this good at it!
Step aside ladies, give your babies
To a Carol Brady level matriarch
The only hard part of it is, how hard Ill hit this
When I knock it out of the park!
Your hands (Raise em up)
Your glass (Raise it up)
Low expectations (Raise em up)
Your children, Im gonna raise em up!
Its instinctual, Im a natural
I am tireless multi-taskical
My mom gave the flame and itll burn eternal
Damn, Im so maternal!
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal
(spoken)
Tommy, lunch!
[PARENTING PODCAST HOST, spoken]
You're listening to "Mom Time Daily." And we're so honored to have super-mom Rebecca Bunch here on our podcast today
Rebecca, you are one of the most incredible moms I have ever seen, even though you don't have any children and you've only been babysitting for less than an hour. How do you do it?
[REBECCA, spoken]
First of all, I want to say what an honor it is for you to have me on your podcast
You know, I guess I just instinctively get how to be a mom and that's what sets me apart from other "mothers."
[PARENTING PODCAST HOST, spoken]
Agreed, other mothers are losers
[REBECCA, spoken]
Heh, yes
[REBECCA]
Gonna keep em warm, gonna keep em safe
Gonna keep their homework free of mistakes
If a kid get hungry, Ill feed his face
A real wholesome meal—piece of cake
(spoken)
Here, have a piece of cake
(sung)
Energy (Lets bring it up)
The volume (DJ, bring it up)
My spotlight-light (God, bring it up)
Your children, you're gonna let me bring 'em up
It comes easily, its effortless
[PARENTING PODCAST HOST]
Even Gwyneth said, "Youre the best at this
In her well-respected online journal...
[REBECCA]
Good God, Im so maternal!
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book
Non-FictionI noticed no one made one, and I really use wattpad for lyrics books, so I decided to make my one for the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend fans out there :D Please comment down below if there are any mistakes to be fixed or songs that I may have forgotten to add.
