Staff:
Who's the new guy?
I don't trust him
What's his purpose
Going to be?
Paula
Who's this new character?
I mean, he's such a "character"
Such a big persona
That's not relatable at all
Tim
Do we really need a new guy
This far into the season?
And by far into the season
I mean it's almost Fall
Staff:
Who's the new guy?
I don't trust him
Maya:
He's suspiciously good looking
In ways normal people are not
Karen:
Is this some desperate move to
Try and help our ratings?
Staff:
You mean our terrible ratings
On Legalscores.com?
Karen:
Yeah!
George:
Will he be here forever?
Paula:
Or just two or three episodes?
I mean, Karen's manic episodes
Karen:
I'm a ticking time bomb!
Staff:
Who's the new guy?
I don't trust him
Is he going to be
A mainstay of our lives?
Is this someone new
We're going to have to
Grow to care about?
Why should we root
For someone male
Straight and white?
And why is Karen finger painting?
Karen:
I'm having a manic episode!
Staff:
Who's the new guy?
What's his deal?
What's his deal?
What's his deal?
Karen:
Who wants to buy my painting?
Staff:
Karen shut up!
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book
Non-FictionI noticed no one made one, and I really use wattpad for lyrics books, so I decided to make my one for the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend fans out there :D Please comment down below if there are any mistakes to be fixed or songs that I may have forgotten to add.
