Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book

Time to Seize The Day

[REBECCA]

When the moment's come to start anew

Set yourself free and finally do

The things in life that you are destined for

The first step is the hardest part

But that doesn't mean you shouldn't start

Take the leap and get right to it

Here's exactly how you do it:

You step out the door

Then back through the door

Sit on the floor and stare at the floor

Rock yourself until you feel okay

And carpe diem, carpe don't 'em

Time to grab life by the scrotum

But first, let's read some facts about stingrays

And then it's time to seize the day!

I wonder if the fridge needs cleaning

I haven't cleaned the fridge for a while

I'd hate to leave with a dirty fridge

Did I get it all? No, there's a smidge

Maybe I should get a new fridge online

Nope, never mind, now it's time to fly

Now I'll sit right here on my couch

Research fridges, I'm no slouch

It's getting dark, the time just got away

I could still go out, it's not too late

But first I need to masturbate

To some porn, preferably male and gay

And then it's time to seize the day

(Spoken interlude)

[THAD'S VOICE]

Hey, Brad, what are you doing in this locker room?

[BRAD'S VOICE]

Showering again. What are you doing here, Thad?

[THAD'S VOICE]

I play football here with you, remember?

[BRAD'S VOICE]

Yeah, I remember. Everyone get out. I gotta talk to Thad

[REBECCA]

These guys!

(Song)

You... just... take...

One step forward, two steps

No, two steps forward, four steps back

Five more steps back and now I'm back in bed

Okay, now I'm ready to go

They're delivering my new fridge, though

Where's that fridge? I can't wait around all day

I have to go out and make my big foray

Here I am, standing at the doorway

It's finally time to seize the day

(But first, more porn!)