Horny Angry Tango

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[Rebecca]

Im clearly not over you yet

[Nathaniel]

Im clearly not over you either

[Rebecca]

Our love has transformed into hate

[Nathaniel]

Damn! Sex right now would sure be great

[Rebecca and Nathaniel]

This is our horny angry tango!

[Nathaniel]

I want to fight!

[Rebecca]

I want to bang!

[Rebecca and Nathaniel]

This is our horny angry tango!

[Rebecca]

Were truly furious but...

[Rebecca and Nathaniel]

Dang! Were also horny too!

[Nathaniel]

I want to tear you limb from limb!

[Rebecca]

And put your limbs all over my limbs!

[Nathaniel]

Each time we fight I crave you more!

[Rebecca]

This would be better on the floor!

[Rebecca and Nathaniel]

This is our horizontal tango!

[Nathaniel]

Were both pissed off...

[Rebecca]

And yet turned on!

[Rebecca and Nathaniel]

This is our horizontal, horny, angry tango!

Now its time for six bar long

Classic tango dance break

[Nathaniel]

Ow, thorns!

[Rebecca and Nathaniel]

Dip!

[Nathaniel]

Whore!

[Rebecca]

Slap!

[Nathaniel]

I cannot slap you back

Because you are a lady

[Rebecca]

That clearly is a double standard

[Rebecca and Nathaniel]

But its probably for the best

This is our horny angry tango!

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