Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book

I Go to the Zoo

[Verse 1]

Uh!

Feeling low I need some time to think

By myself, I pour another drink

So many thoughts keep running through my head

I can't stay here, I hit the club instead

I'm poppin' bottles just to clear my mind

Bitches up on me and they looking fine

We doing lines they wanna go all night (Go all night)

But deep inside there's something still ain't right

So then...

[Chorus]

I go to the zoo!

Just kinda wander 'round the zoo

I look at the monkeys

Their eyes look like my eyes

It's so relaxing at the zoo (zoo, zoo, zoo)

Sayin' "what's up" to kangaroos

My boys awake 'cause they nocturnal

I really, really like the zoo

[Verse 2]

Next night I got this bitch up in my 'rari

We drinkin' Cris, we eating calamari

She trying to give me neck, this life insane

But there's only one thing that can ease my pain

[Chorus]

I tell her "get the hell out" then

I go to the zoo in San Diego!

Its really such a better zoo

My favorite's probably the cheetahs

But I ain't messin' with no zebra

I know the night guard at the zoo

His name is Ron, my man's legit

He knows that I love Panda canyon

Sometimes he lets me bottle feed the cub

[Bridge]

Man...

When's it gonna stop?

When's it gonna end?

Sometimes even the zoo isn't enough

So then...

[Chorus]

I go to the aquarium!

It's like a zoo for fishies

I know the night guard there too!

Wait! What the hell happened to Susan?

He kicks me out, here's what I do...

I take my ass back to the zoo!