[FOUR JOSHES]
Oh-oh-oh-oh
[JOSH]
Girl, I know things havent always been so easy for you
Kids were mean, and your daddy walked right out the door too
Maybe we should have a session, address your anxiety and depression
'Cause I got a funny feeling if we do—
[FOUR JOSHES]
Baby, you can kiss all your childhood traumas goodbye
Youre never gonna miss all that stress youve been keeping inside
All your psychological problems
Girl, were gonna solve them
Cause were not just a boy band made up of four Joshes
Were also a team of licensed mental health professionals
[JOSH #3]
Well help you understand the reason that your mom made you sad
[JOSH #4]
And why every man you date is just
[FOUR JOSHES]
A stand-in for your dad
[JOSH #1]
Youll stop revisiting your fears
Once we wipe away your tears
[JOSH #2]
Trust us, girl, your prognosis isnt bad
[FOUR JOSHES]
Baby, you can kiss all your unexplained symptoms goodbye
Youre never gonna miss all those nightmares in which you tend to die
Well get you through those developmental stages
That youve been stuck in for ages
Cause were not just a boy band made up of four Joshes
Were also a team of nationally-recognized mental health professionals trained in cognitive behavioral therapy with specialities in—
[JOSH #1]
Personality and sleep disorders...
[JOSH #2]
And love
YOU ARE READING
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book
Non-FictionI noticed no one made one, and I really use wattpad for lyrics books, so I decided to make my one for the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend fans out there :D Please comment down below if there are any mistakes to be fixed or songs that I may have forgotten to add.
