Hello, Nice To Meet You

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[REBECCA]

Hello, nice to meet you

You've been inside of me

[GREG]

Hello, nice to meet you

You broke my heart

[REBECCA, spoken]

Aaaw

[REBECCA & GREG, sung]

Pleased to make your acquaintance, stranger

I've spent many years processing my anger

Wouldn't know what to say to the person I knew

But it's nice to meet you

[GREF, spoken]

Oh, ma'am, your baguette!

[REBECCA, sung]

It's funny, you remind me of this guy

Whom I labeled as toxic

[GREG]

Yeah, in a certain light you look like

This girl who screwed my best friend

[REBECCA, spoken]

Ugh, she sounds like a bitch

[GREG, spoken]

Yeah, she kinda was

[REBECCA & GREG, sung]

We've met before

But I really can't place it

[GREG]

Oh, was it that time

We ate pizza naked?

[REBECCA]

Right! That night was sick

I ate sauce off your --

[GREG]

Yes, and that burned

[REBECCA, spoken]

Ouch

[REBECCA & GREG]

It's nice to meet you

I mean is anyone we meet

Really that new to us

We're all the same species

That grew in a uterus

[REBECCA]

A kiss is a kiss

[GREG]

But to be fair

It's not every day your Doc asks

"How did sauce get in there?"

[REBECCA]

Hello, nice to meet you

You seem really cool

[GREG]

Hello, nice to meet you

I am indeed really cool

[REBECCA & GREG]

If you have a message

For my doppelganger

I'm happy to pass it

Along as a favor

[GREG]

Tell her I have her scrunchie

[REBECCA]

I still have his coat

[GREG]

Tell her she kissed good

[REBECCA]

Tell him I have notes

[GREG, spoken]

Ouch

[REBECCA, sung]

Tell him it's sad

That he had to hide

[GREG]

Tell her arrabbiata

Is not for inside

[REBECCA]

Tell him I'm sorry

[GREG]

Tell her I am too

[REBECCA & GREG]

Now that's settled

It's nice to meet you

It's nice to meet you

In various meet cutes

It's nice to meet you

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