[MAYA]
You say you're broken up, that it's over
Yes, you've both been 'bout as stubborn as can be
[REBECCA]
You tell 'em, Maya!
[MAYA]
But we see from afar
Just how cute you are
And the thought of it makes everyone all squee
[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
Squee! Squee! Squee!
[TIM]
We don't know why you're fightin' the inevitable
[REBECCA]
With ya, Timmy!
[TIM]
It's clear to us that you are both soulmates
Plus, you're kinda the only two
LGBTQ
People I know, so to me, it's clearly fate
[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
Fate, fate, fate!
[WHITE JOSH, spoken]
You need to get out more, Tim
[MAYA]
It's confirmed
[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
It's confirmed
[TIM]
It's official
[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
It's official
[TIM AND MAYA]
The group mind has decided you're in love
[AJ]
Court adjourned
[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
Court adjourned
[REBECCA]
Now kiss a little
[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
Kiss a little
The mass mob has declared that you're in love
Love, love, love!
[WHITE JOSH]
Rebecca, don't you have bigger problems going on right now?
[REBECCA]
Yes, and this is a welcome distraction
Now, you might say we just need a distraction
[DARRYL]
You just said that!
[REBECCA]
Shh!
From the stress and drama of our lives
But I go "la la la la" when you swear
That there's nothing there
[AJ]
You're love's the only reason I survive
[DARRYL]
Sorry, what's your name again?
[REBECCA]
It's confirméd
[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
It's confirméd
[AJ]
It's ah-fficial
[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
It's ah-fficial
[REBECCA AND AJ]
The group mind has decided you're in love
[AJ]
Say "yes" to long term!
[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
Say "yes"
[REBECCA]
Look what I whittled
[REBECCA, MAYA, AJ, AND TIM]
Hot dang!
The mass mob has decided you're in love
Love, love, love!
[TIM]
Everybody stretch, time to dance!
(Dance break)
(Spoken Interlude)
[DARRYL]
What are you guys doing here?
[PAULA]
We all want you back together, too
[DARRYL]
Who is this guy?
[PAULA]
I needed a dance partner, and I've had a really hard week, so please let me have this
[WHITE JOSH]
Okay, so this is not about us at all
[DARRYL]
They're just randomly doing ballet now?
[WHITE JOSH]
It's hard to follow. That is not the correct dance language for this piece
[NATHANIEL]
Stop it! Leave these guys alone! For the record, it is possible to be platonically friends with someone you've broken up with!
[TIM]
Do you really believe that?
[NATHANIEL]
No, I just wanted to be in the number
(Song)
[ALL]
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
Dance, dance, dance, dance!
Kiss, dance, kiss, dance!
Kiss, dance, kiss, dance, kiss, dance, yay!
It's confirmed! (Wee-ha!)
It's official! (Yee-hoo!)
The group mind has decided you're in love
[MAYA]
Hey, where'd they go?
[TIM]
Who cares?
[ALL]
Horse!
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book
Non-FictionI noticed no one made one, and I really use wattpad for lyrics books, so I decided to make my one for the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend fans out there :D Please comment down below if there are any mistakes to be fixed or songs that I may have forgotten to add.
