If You Ever Need a Favor in Fifty Years

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[NAOMI AND ELAYNE]

If you ever need a favor in fifty years

Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl

If you're crying off your makeup with all your tears

Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl

[NAOMI]

If you ever have an issue

[ELAYNE]

She always has a tissue

[NAOMI]

She keeps 'em in her Prada bag

[ELAYNE]

No matter if you wanna scream

[NAOMI]

Or if you need some wrinkle cream

[ELAYNE]

She also keeps that in her Prada bag

[NAOMI AND ELAYNE]

If you ever need a favor in fifty years

Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl

If you're paralyzed by your deepest fears

Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl

[NAOMI]

If your honored for your mitzvahs

[ELAYNE]

Call your Camp Kavetcha sisters

[NAOMI]

If she's famous and she's distant

[ELAYNE]

Get in touch with her assistant

[NAOMI]

If you still can't find her

[ELAYNE]

Have your daughter's goyish friend remind her

[NAOMI AND ELAYNE]

That when you're in a pinch, we'll getcha

'Cause we're always there, you betcha

I'm so glad I metcha

Here at swanky Camp Kavetcha

If you need me I'll come running

'Cause our parents spent the money

To make us all Camp Kavetcha girls!

My dad's a dentist/banker

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