What's that burning feeling
Every time you pee?
Well that's how it goes
After you have so
Much awesome sex with meI gave you a UTI
Yeah, I gave you a UTI
My sweet love injection caused a urinary tract infection
I'm just that good
I didn't even try, try, try
I gave you a UTIOkay, so it's not really a comment on the quality of the sex
As much as a lot of sex has been happening
And there's just a very natural transfer of bacteriaDon't ruin this for me
That bladder inflammation
Is my little gift to you
Yeah, sometimes chicks need medication
After what I've put them throughCome on, sing with me
No, I'm not going to do thatI gave you, I gave you
A UTI, a UTI
Yeah I gave you, I gave you
A UTI, a UTI
I'm so good at sex
Your maiden ship got wrecked
My penis is the reason
You may die, die, die
I gave you a UTIOne night with me is pure ecstasy
'Cause I know just what you like
But you should know for a week or so
You won't be able to ride a bikeI'm sorry if you have to cancel that spin class
I'll pay the cancellation fee, because I know a lot of times
You have to book the specific bike in advance
AnywayI gave you, I gave you
A UTI, a UTI
Not a STD, no STDs
Just to clarify
If it hurts to take a leak
Well, that's just part of my technique
What has two thumbs
And gave you a UTI?
This guyI gave you a UT-
I gave you a UT-
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book
Non-FictionI noticed no one made one, and I really use wattpad for lyrics books, so I decided to make my one for the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend fans out there :D Please comment down below if there are any mistakes to be fixed or songs that I may have forgotten to add.