[VILLAGERS]
A scandal has rocked the village of West Covina!
(West Covina!)
A woman's life was ruined and now no one's seen her!
(No one's seen her!)
[HEATHER AND VALENCIA]
The town is all atwitter
'Cause the whole town is on Twitter
[WHITE JOSH AND HECTOR]
Posing a question that's never-ending
In the form of a hashtag that's been trending
[VILLAGERS]
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Is she out to brunch?
No, then where's Rebecca Bunch?
She's always been insecure
But now she's been rejected by Josh Chan
So where's Rebecca Bunch, but also
Where's a woman's pride without her man? (Man! Man! Man!)
[DARRYL]
There's gossip going on from Riverside to Encino
[PAULA]
Encino!
[NATHANIEL]
Of the Jewish chick who got dumped by the ripped Filipino
[GEORGE]
Filipino!
[PAULA]
Think of all the beautiful china on her registry
[DARRYL]
Now it will never be on a shelf
[NATHANIEL]
I wonder how she's feeling
Since Josh sent her reeling
[GEORGE]
If I were her, I'd kill meself!
[Spoken interlude]
[NATHANIEL]
You're fired again, George
[GEORGE]
Son of a-
[VILLAGERS]
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
[HEATHER]
I have a hunch!
[VILLAGERS]
Yeah?
[HEATHER]
No, I just like the rhyme
[VILLAGERS]
We've been asking the same question
Since this trail of woe began
[TIM]
Hashtag where's Rebecca Bunch?
[VILLAGERS]
No! Where's a woman's pride without her man?
(Man! Man! Man!)
[REBECCA]
Who am I now? What will I be?
My reason for living has abandoned me
I can't stay here forever, but I also can't bear
Going back to my life, facing pity and stares
I said "Josh Chan must be destroyed!"
Then I ran away like some scared little boy
I want revenge for my broken heart
But I'm so devastated, I don't know where to start
My defenses are down after his sneak attack
Do I let him win or do I fight back?
Fight back! Fight back! Fight back!
[VILLAGERS]
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
[REBECCA]
I know what I have to do
[VILLAGERS]
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Where's Rebecca Bunch?
Is she out to brunch?
[REBECCA]
I have to transform
[VILLAGERS]
She's so frenetic
[REBECCA]
From a victim
[VILLAGERS]
She's pathetic
[REBECCA]
To a woman scorned
A woman scorned!
[VILLAGERS]
A scandal has rocked the village of West Covina!
(West Covina!)
A woman's life was ruined and now no one's seen her!
(No one's seen her!)
Is she still paying rent? Does she have a plan?
And where's a woman's pride, a woman's pride, a woman's pride without her man?
Man! Man, oh man, oh man!
YOU ARE READING
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book
Non-FictionI noticed no one made one, and I really use wattpad for lyrics books, so I decided to make my one for the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend fans out there :D Please comment down below if there are any mistakes to be fixed or songs that I may have forgotten to add.
