Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book

I Give Good Parent

[REBECCA]

I give good parent

I give good parent

I give good parent

[MRS. CHAN]

She gives good parent

She gives real good parent

She gives good parent

To parents like me

[REBECCA]

I was born gifted, been blessed

Din-din guest for the win? Yes

When I pull up, gym test

Prepare for your parents to be impressed

I present proper like a TED talker

Got your current chick lookin' like Greg Focker

I'm here to conquer, I've come to slaughter

These dads and moms is my sons and daughters

Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this

This is my business and I'm built for success

Expect to witness a familial love fest

Valencia, you're zip, zilch and bupkis

[REBECCA]

I give good parent

I give good parent

I give good parent

[MRS. CHAN]

She gives good parent

She gives real good parent

She gives good parent

To parents like me

[REBECCA]

Brought a nice red, so when I come in the place

I already got 'em heated up under the waist

"Your home's such a beautiful, comfortable space

Bitches, you two have wonderful taste"

Sit down at the table and I'm murderin'

Inquiring what line of work they're in

Making faces like I'm crazed erotically

"Wait, my uncle is in radiology!"

Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star

"Please pass the arroz like I passed the bar"

"An attorney?" "Yale law, Harvard undergrad!"

Got the Chan fam damp in their underpants

Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement

"I agree that Neil Diamond is real music!"

Gonna suck up and kiss ass

Till I have 'em eatin' outta this hand

Like they're eatin' this—what?

I'm DTF, but understand me

It means I'm dazzling the family

Like an anaconda, bitch, I'm immense

And you a common wench, so grovel, Valence

Boss-ass bitch, no one's above me

End of the night, they line up to hug me

"Oh, my gosh, this was so lovely"

(spoken)

To be clear, your parents want to have sex with me.

[REBECCA]

I give good parent

I give good parent

[MRS. CHAN]

She gives good parent

To parents like me