[PAULA]
Hes discerning, hes refined
Eats French cheeses, drinks French wine
He travels all the time
And at the airport, cuts the line
And when he checks his leather luggage
No extra charges are incurred
Cause hes elite
Hes Silver Elite
Executive Silver Elite
His status is Preferred
Fine hotels are where he stays
The kind with grand breakfast buffets
And a chef who can make omelettes a variety of ways
And they dont stick him in some regular room
No, that would be absurd!
He gets a suite
A two-room Executive Suite
An Executive City View Suite
With a second TV and 400 thread count sheets
Because his status is Preferred
Oh, cant you see
Hes got Premiere Access to me
My whole life, Ive been stuck in Economy
I have waited and waited
To one day be upgraded
To spread my wings and fly
Just a bit more frequently!
On his wrist, a gold wristwatch
On his lips, a blended Scotch
And I have to stop my eyes from drifting
Downwards towards his crotch!
I can peek, but I have to be discreet
Cause hes filet mignon
Not just some piece of meat
Hes sophisticated
Elegant
Elite
In a word:
Hes Preferred
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Songbook/Lyrics Book
Non-FictionI noticed no one made one, and I really use wattpad for lyrics books, so I decided to make my one for the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend fans out there :D Please comment down below if there are any mistakes to be fixed or songs that I may have forgotten to add.
