[Phantom Theif AU]
*Phone rings*
Shuichi: *picks up the phone* Hello? Detective Saihara speaking.
Kaede: HELP MY WIFE IS BEING KILLED!
Shuichi: What do you mean your wife is being killed? That's illegal. *hangs up phone*
Shuichi: Stupid prank callers u-u
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[Postgame AU]
Miu: So I went to a restaurant for an anniversary with my wife and ordered sushii.
Miu: and for reason there was tentecles served with it.
Miu: So me being the smartass that I am, I screamed "I DIDN'T ORDER HENTAI WITH MY SUSHII!"
Miu: ...
Miu: Anyways, I'm not allowed back there again.
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[Pregame AU]
Kokichi: D-did you just refered a knife as a human opener?
Shuichi: ...
Shuichi turns to Kaede
Shuichi: Did I say anything wrong?
Kaede: No?
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[In game]
Kaito: I came out here for a good time!
Kaito: And honestly, I feel SO attacked right now!
Kokichi: I came out to attack people!
Kokichi: and honestly, I feel SO good right now!
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De TodoI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
