Mauli: Wait, why do I as the real author not get this but Seydon gets one?
Seydon: Because I am... charming?
Mauli: Right... keep telling that to yourself!
Seydon: Lady, you got my heart racing for you by rejecting me like that.
Mauli (rolls her eyes): I can't stop liking him even though he is such an idiot!
Kaidon: Alright! Enough foreplay! This is your host Kaidon Cross, and I decided to organize an author meet up for my dearest *cough* annoying *cough* cousin. I had to be present here for this because I couldn't trust him alone with the audience.
Seydon: What the hell, man!
Kaidon: Without further delay, I'll pass this mic along to the girls, and you can feel free to shoot your questions!
Seydon: FYI, guys are jealous of me, so there's only female audience in the room right now.
Kaidon: You didn't even allow the guys to enter!
Seydon: Security! Please escort my brother outside!
Kaidon (struggling against the hands grabbing him): Hey! Get off me!
Alice (appears from behind the stage raising an eyebrow): Kai? I didn't spend the entire night decorating the stage for you to ruin it.
Seydon (love dripping down his eyeballs): You did that for me?
Alice: Of course, not! I did that for the extra pocket money I'll get.
Kaidon: Why can't you just ask me for some?
Alice: Nope! Not letting your "daddy" fantasy come to life.
Kaidon: Alice, that would be gross! Uncle Leander is gonna kill me.
Alice: Come on, chop chop, everyone off the stage! Lights, Camera, Action!
Question 1: Will you go out on a date with me?
Seydon: We can go on a date and more, sweetheart. I can take you to my basement *wink wink*.
Question 2: How did you feel when Alice and Kaidon hooked up?
Seydon (twitches an eyebrow): Let's meet up back stage and discuss this, shall we? (Breaks the pen in his grip)
Question 3: Have you ever been in love?
Seydon: Have you even read this book? Security, escort this lady out!
Question 4: Scarlett Johansson or Alice Reed?
Seydon (sighs): I am sorry, Alice. Scarlett's the better choice. Kaidon would agree with me on this.
Kaidon: Don't loop me in together with you!
Alice: Answer that, Kaidon!
Kaidon: Uhh... you, of course!
Alice: You paused. I am going to get that answer verified by my dad when he wakes up.
Kaidon (under his breath): Damn you, Seydon!
Question 5: If you could choose the superpower you want, which one would you go for?
Seydon: Invisibility! That way I could sneak up on Alice in the shower anytime I- (a shoe hits him in the head). Kaidon, what the hell!
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Black Knight
RomanceKaidon Cross, top-notch assassin of The Order of the Black Knights, had only one mission in his life, exact revenge for the death of his mother until he met the innocent Alice Reed, and his priorities changed to keeping her safe from the clutches of...
