I had a really weird dream last night. I was in a hospital room with a patient. I don't know if I was there at the hospital with them or not, but I am pretty sure that I was. The doctor comes in. The male patient then starts to undress, and they start with each other. I come to quickly find out why the patient was there for. He was claiming that he had some really bad pain in his butt, (like up his butthole). He started having it after scuba diving. So, the doctor starts to examine his butthole and what comes out is terrifying. A green tentacled creature (almost like an octopus) slides out from his butthole, all wet. I saw this tweet today, and I feel attacked:
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