Status: Mostly complete unless I want major retcons.
Welcome to the Pokémon AU: Kodoka! We will mainly star our adventures with the Tao trio.
Don't expect this to blow up. This is just a passion project. May end this version once January or 2021 en...
I swear Reshiram is the embodiment of Gordon Ramsey before Gordon Ramsey.
They curse. A lot (in their mind at least). If they're not cursing, they're insulting you in some way. If they're not insulting and they're not happy with you, they've given up on you. If they're not cursing every 5 minutes, Reshiram is either having a really good day or a super A N G E R Y one. It's usually the latter.
But seriously, imagine awakening a 2,500 year old blue-eyes white dragon only for them to yell at everyone for not taking a shower for a week. Then they call you an idiot sandwich before sucking back into the vortex called the spirit world (aka going back to sleep). And the moment you dare bring the lamb sauce near them, they snatch it from you.
Seriously, why is the Tao Trio considered the most "prestige/formal" (except Kyurem) out of most legendary trios when I'm 100% sure all of them are insane. One of them is a literal N fangirl (you can't believe how many N nendoroids they have), one of them likes the stabby stab and would probably cause a mass genocide if it weren't for a thing called laws and morality, and the last one is just degenerate with their social awkwardness through the roof.
The Kyurem forms are just on another level. One of them is just repressed anger and insanity of Zekrom but put into 2018 Pewdiepie as a dragon (assuming you've known them for a while), the other is just the embodiment of its awkwardness, and the youngest one, Hybrid, is just a blander than normal Kyurem and is probably a Mary Sue/Gary Stu. It's pretty much summed up by this picture I made in 5 minutes:
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I know it just has to do with the fact that they're young af, but come on, you're the closest we'll get to the OG dragon, can you at least try to be entertaining or fun? I mean, how tf are you already good at videos games when it took 10 years for me to finally beat the Ender-dragon? And how tf are you already good at making art in an hour? How? A N S W E R M E Y O U O V E R P O W E R E D B I R C H !
White and Black at least have some redeeming qualities to balance out their flaws. White gives great advice for video games (they helped beat the Ender Dragon) and is a great listener. Also they're nice enough to not destroy my horn once. Yet.
Black is just fun to be around (even if I can't duel them again due to certain events) and would randomly give life advice they don't follow. But Hybrid? They're just really, really, annoying. Not life would feel weird without them levels kind of annoying, it's the grind my gears annoying.
WHEN ARE YOU JUST GONNA ANSWER YOU OWN LORD DAMN QUESTIONS FFS‽‽‽‽‽‽‽
If your siblings can do themselves, so can you. Please, I'm not a century old yet, how am I supposed to help you? You ask the philosophical questions I don't even know where to start on. How do you always come off as condescending whenever you ask me those questions?
Sorry about the rant, I just really dislike Hybrid for some reason. I could feel their condescension every time I ever go near them. I don't know why, I just do. Hybrid just doesn't seem that approachable to me, if you ask me. It's going to take a stupidly long time for them to develop a personality. I know it.
So far, you might be thinking, what about Zekrom? They seem fine here, right?
No. If you've ever known them for more than 5 years, you know for sure their only personality is not just "nice". Just a quick reminder, they're still sensitive. Not just crying a lot, oh nononono, I mean in getting angry easily too.
In the end though, they sound like a bird whenever they ever scream as a human. Should I mention they curse a lot whenever they feel angry? They don't insult you as much though. Zekrom don't have the balls to do that as often. Both figuratively and literally.
Yep. That's all. This is probably filled to the brim with inside jokes from the legendary community. Groudon wants everyone to call Kyogre Kyo-guri but Kyorge wants everyone to call Groudon Grew-dawn instead. You honestly can't believe how many times Rayquaza had to get on to the Discord server to break them up.
Of course, you get them and Deoxys, but that's another ordeal for another time. Now Femboy Calyrex is a thing on our server. I'd probably go into more detail about that, but it'll make this longer than it should.
