Spooktober: Willton

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Holy fucking shit, they actually put Steve in Smash Bros.

Oh boy, can't wait to kick Brandon's ass with this fighter. I'mma make him my main now.

Whelp, you heard it. Steve's on Smash and we have already started to make him our main now. By we, I meant my siblings and I. All of us. That Enderman skin be looking kinda short though. Should've gotten a Skeleton instead. Perfect for Spooktober.

Then again, the skeleton is pretty much see through. My ass is gonna get kicked by Whitney if the skeleton can shoot though.

That's all. A status report is all you guys will get. Can't wait from my house to be bombarded by teenagers "asking" me for candy. Too bad I too, will be getting candy. By babysitting some spirits. Time to waste my time yet again making Spooktober memes.

You're still here? This is the month where paranormal activity is at its peak (and much higher on Halloween) which is why I am able to type this in the physical world and not through some dimension link technology.

I'm also starting to realize how many siblings I really have. We're still lonely.

A lot of people are impressed by my "cosplay" of Kyurem White. It's just me in my animated/battle-uniform with wings. I'm serious, these are real, t o u c h i t. I'm still going to be a Nerf tank this year though. Sorry Whitney, but dibs are dibs and you took longer to use duct tape on the pens than balancing it.

What about Gundam this year, kay? Ah well, either way, someone will recognize us a ask for a head pat. They feel nice, NGL.

It's even cuter whenever a child asks for one.

Those smol, little beans. I rarely see children, but they'll either a) cute or b) a hell-spawn of this planet. It gets to a grey scale if they're older though. It would either be panik or kalm. Please don't be a brat though, never again am I letting that happen again...

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I need to get some Halloween decorations right now, be right back. How many skeletons should I get though...

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