Boredom: Season 0

Bean: Giratina

Ahh the glorious days of my edgy teenager years. Not.

  I recently found some old photos of myself and I'm cringing so hard I'm crying. The fact Girabean looks similar to this makes it either 10x better or cringy. They even got the same hair style! Damn, am I glad I'm not like that anymore.

  I remember the day Girabean came to life all those years ago. A man, who had ties with Arceus, requested to have a replica of me to take care of. But less powerful of course because if they were as powerful as I am, Earth is ✨ GONE ✨

  But seriously, that would've been a bad move. When I first saw them, my formerly blind ass thought they looked like a giant discolored rotten bean.

To this day, as you can tell by the name, the comment stuck around & Girabean hates me for it. I have no regrets though. Neither does Palkia and Dialga.

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE GIANT BEAN OF OUR FAMILY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

  After the man died, there wasn't exactly anyone to look after Girabean properly. That was when they started to become rouge & unnecessary aggressive. Reminds me of myself in my earlier years.

From there the people had to banish them. To my room. I mean, we did agree for that to happen. I just don't want the blame directed towards my younger brother, you know?

We've gotten used to each other after several millennia, but it's still weird no matter what. They still hate me though.

  It's going to take a long time before they stop being a sadist. I always have to stop Girabean from trying to murder Dialga trying to get a sip of fresh lake water.

Let's just say those two had a long history together. I mean, it was Dialga's idea to call them Girabean to differentiate us, after all. I'd still call them a bean in some ways or another, but whatever.

Could've suddenly call them May, as in Mayonnaise, for no reason, so...

  I remember the day I got banished into the Distortion World that Arceus created specifically for me. I was really upset about it at the time but now I just go there whenever I don't want to talk with anyone at all.

It's really nice, actually. Other than it's stupidly dark and the wonky gravity, I've come to love this place. Checking the balance of antimatter and matter is a lot easier than you think it is.

I still haven't told Girabean the fastest way to do so. Yet.

  Ah, how could I forget? I have not told how do I look. Ah well, too bad. I'm not that great with visual descriptions anyway.

I'll just say I'll always wear a red & black sweater and a grey coat with golden accents, just FYI. I'm going to go read a book now, see you in the future!