Boredom: Season 0

A Lovely Day: Reshiram

[This part has been edited to maintain continuity with updated characterisations]

The 7th of September, 2020

Why the hell does the air quality suck ass today?

Oh yeah right, we're right next to the US where the fire began. Was it really necessary to start an explosion just to tell everyone your baby has a penis? You're only making things worse for the environment, you unintellectual, overrated, hairless ape.

That creepy-40-year-old-catering movie on Netflix doesn't help at all. And the fact this isn't the first time this had happened. The memes are fabulous though. Makes this shit-storm of a year better. That's the only good thing of this year.

Quarantine was never a problem for us here. Unlike a certain group of individuals that decided to make a global pandemic political, we actually listened to certified experts.

With the exception of the Karens here, of course. We're also on the way to make the name extinct. Now we just need to eliminate the Linda's. I feel bad for their children. Imagine being raised by someone stupid.

Do we have our own problems here? Course we do, they're called internet flame wars. It's pretty entertaining though, you guys should watch the chaos unfold.

You might lose some brain cells though. Not as much when you watch Twitter arguments. Imagine spending 3-5 hours on Twitter validating your pointless opinion nobody asked for. Get a life.

I'm going to be honest, I'm probably one of the most controversial members of the trio. Behind Geom-eun, of course. They got into more flame wars than I did.

Cuties.

WHY.

THE.

FUCK.

DOES.

THIS.

SHIT.

EXIST?

It's pretty damn obvious one of the producers probably a creepy-40-year-old-flesh-bag-of-failure. I knew Netflix was becoming shittier and shittier everyday, but why? You saw those 1.9 million dislikes on that trailer, what were you expecting when you released that movie? What the hell has humanity become? The fact that a news article made it political made me realize how shitty you glorified monkeys become.

Now-

I stopped typing. I reread what I just wrote. Is that even me?

The one who has to get their better half to correct a mistake in their food order?

The one that everyone them complains to be too soft-spoken and too much of a nervous wreck?

The one whose head gets airy when they have to get behind the wheel?

Or am I just parroting the content creators I've been watching out of desperation for validating my frustrations?

I opened up the tab that was filling background noise. A commentary video. One that once I thought about what the person one screen was saying, a very ignorant one. Its boring nature is the reason why I've failed to notice this. I looked at the videos recommended on the side. Buzzword after buzzword, fear mongering after fear mongering; it was all so vitriolic yet so predictable. It's almost as if most of these people have no thought of their own & mindlessly repeat the simplistic logic with no forethought on how it would affect anyone outside their enclosed circle.

I switched back to the tab I was typing in.

Ctrl + A

Delete

I switched back to the video player tab & navigated to the watch history.

It is time to start anew.

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I can't keep doing this anymore.