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Sprite: Cresselia

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Remember that time Black got Sprite Cranberry to be sold here due to single-handily increasing the demand here?

  Yeah, that time. It's ya lunar duck girl, Celestia of the Unova region (yes, there are more of us) and sprite cranberry is back.

  That was the most fun and chaotic day of the winter aside from the day before Christmas. I bought a few cans of them and gave them out to random people that happened to be on the bus I was riding.

  That was probably one of the most productive things I've ever done in the month so far, which makes me realize I should do nightmare hunting again.

  I should probably start going to retail workers' houses first because the cursed "All I Want for Christmas" has probably been blasted in their heads ever since mf November.

  Might as well give out free Sprite Cranberries. If it weren't for my lack of budget, I would've given them ear-mufflers or noise-canceling headphones (if they don't have one). Then I'll go to any essential workers' home to give them that much needed sweet dreams.

  I'm still not sure what to bring to the reunion. There's going to be a shit ton of legends over there and I have no idea whether or not I can commit to this. I'm hoping Darkrai could give me a hand in this because holy shit, they saved my ass the last time.

  To Eugene, if you're reading this, do you have any ideas? Actually, this applies for everyone. Seriously, what should I do other than 100 holiday pies?

  Also, a message to White: can you tell me what coffee do you drink? You seem to stay up for a long time, what brand and type is it? I might need it.

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